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Game Maker Games - Cooking Breakfast 2
Cooking Breakfast 2 by Sparlatacus (PG Games)
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Review by tapeworm
It's always more difficult to review a Game Maker title that's not a game. In the case of Cooking Breakfast 2, for example, should I base my value judgment on graphics? Sound? Usefulness? Or should I just let the program speak for itself?

I think it's an understatement to say that this won't appeal to everyone, but I've found myself loading it up more often than I do a lot of Game Maker games. Maybe for the same reason I can't resist running Janitor Joe every so often. Titles like these remind me of one of the best aspects of Game Maker--you can create whatever you want, regardless of whether it would be viable as a commercial product, or even makes sense.

Note:
  • You may want to avoid Cooking Breakfast 2 if unexpected flashing colors affect you in a negative way.

  • Cooking Breakfast 2 does not seem to have an exit feature. Use Windows Task Manager.

  • Siege Delux, creator of The Gods Choise, helped Sparlatacus with Cooking Breakfast 2.

  • There was no Cooking Breakfast 1.


Author's description:
This all time family classic. Learn in seven steps to create your very own breakfast.

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Opinions about Cooking Breakfast 2

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engaging
100%
artistic
100%
original
100%
strange
100%
challenging
0%
polished
0%
compelling
0%

Overall: recommended

Showing: GMG Staff (2) · GMG Users (3)

engaging
67%
artistic
33%
original
67%
strange
100%
challenging
33%
polished
33%
compelling
33%

Overall: recommended

Recommendations: The 7 people who like Cooking Breakfast 2 also like the following games.
Comments (Add your own):
2009.08.02 arekku9822
Rating: 10

This game is so wonderful! It gave me recipes that are so good, I can't even stand to eat them!
2009.03.12 SpaceDragonGaming
Rating: 1

NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you're a jerk just for putting this on gamemakergames!!! I come here to have fun and play games... not to get dizzy and sick. Just maybe you should give up making games for a while.... or forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JERK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2008.08.13 Mentalpatient109
Rating: 10

The most brilliantly wonderful breakfast related program in recent memory.
2008.03.28 St. Jimmy
Rating: 10

Only retards do not love this game.
2008.01.10 ViciousTurtleGames
Rating: 2

I kind of liked this game. It's an awful and deadly piece of junk with horrible graphics and no point, but it's hypnotic. I watched it for about 5 minutes. As an added bonus, it makes the walls look like their moving! Yeah, it's dumb, but I just can't peel my eyes away. It's like my favorites, Seiklus and Super Evil Chipmunk: Killler, except completely and totally different and WAY worse.
2007.09.24 xtreme0ninja
Rating: 8

seriously, this game sends a subliminal message about how to cook an awesome breakfast. if you stare at it for like ten minutes, words start flashing up on the screen, giving cooking instructions. its pretty kool! though i rate it 8/10 cause it can give seisures
2007.01.13 dopefish711
Rating: 1

Ahhh! My eyes hurt you jerkoff! Ah, I didn't watch that thing for more than five seconds. Oh snap, man, you gave me a headache. You will probably kill the people who can't play videogames because they are sensative to flashing lights. THAT is enough to give anyone a serious mental illness!
2007.01.05 creationblocks
Rating: --

Please anyone who thinks about playing this game, do not EVEN OUT OF CURIOSITY!!!! play it, you will cause yourself a SERIOUS medical problem!
2006.12.29 dr-doctor
Rating: 10

Graphics=10: The flashing backgrounds create a spooky atmosphere

sound=10: The ringing suits the style of cooking

Value=10: when you play it, you will be hooked for a long time. It's addictive.

Additional comment: This is more entertaining to watch than any movies in 2006... entertaining to watch your friends scared!
2006.11.03 Darkcomet72
Rating: 9

Wow, you people are so boring. The only reason it didn't get a 10 is because it could give people epilepsy. But then again, so could Rocket Power.
2006.10.28 ABI GAMES
Rating: 1

this game is so f***ing awful!!! i just looked at the screenshot and barfed!!! i bet you lost all of your friends and wanted us to suffer for it, o wait, if you made this game, you probably never had a friend!!!!! just give it up man, you cant make shi*, because you cant take getting a bad review!!!
2006.10.16 fatalbertthe
Rating: 10

LOL!!!This game is hilarious!!! A must see!! NI!!!
2006.09.16 Arkano
Rating: --

It requires a faily high amount of talent to make something that annoying xDDD

I liked the background 'music' :D
2006.09.13 Trogador
Rating: 1

THIS GAME IS GOOD!!! in a bad way.
seizures seizures seizures seizures seizures seizures seizures seizures seizures seizures!!!
2006.09.09 Michael Beadle
Rating: 1

This will make me have problems shutting down this computer.
2006.08.24 christiandaniel7
Rating: --

Hahahaha, why do you guys hate this game so much? I know it is just stupid, but what is wrong with it? I watched it for a while and my baby brother was with me, and then when I turned it of he said, 'More, more,' lol.
2006.08.23 LucasFarts
Rating: --

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! TAKE THIS GODDMAN THING OFF THE GAMES LIST! MY FREID HAD A SEIZURE AND WENT TO THE HOSPITAL ON A STRECHER, IN AN AMBULANCE FOR GODS SAKE! I HATE ANYTHING MADE BY THIS LOSER MORON!

I GIVE IT A BIG, FAT, UGLY, ZERO! 000000000000
2006.08.17 Ali Bastian
Rating: 1

Worthless. This is probably just an attempt to give people epileptic seizures. The fact that it's impossible to close it without using CTL - ALT - DELETE reinforces that. I hope that the creator of this trash actually decides to do something with his life instead of trying to give people seizures for kicks.
2006.08.13 omnimedium
Rating: --

Hmmm...that's funny, I made a game very similar to like this a long time ago, before I had ever seen this game. Although mine didn't have the trippy sound effects.
2006.07.31 cardinalfan5
Rating: 1

Wow this game was great no let me refrase that THAT WAS DOG CRAP!!!!!!!! WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE? YOU EXPECT PEOPLE TO LIKE THAT? I REPORTED THAT GAME CAUSE SOONER OR LATER SOMEBODYS GONNA GET INJURED OR KILLED!!
THAT GAME GETS AN -100000000
2006.07.26 absolutelyidiotic
Rating: --

Okay never mind I overreacted...
But I don't know if I'm epileptic or not and the seizure thing is scary...
2006.07.25 FrozenWindow
Rating: 1

Just like 'warrior', I have now gotten an account on this website just to add my comment to this forum about how much this game SUCKS! My heart skipping a couple beats, when I loaded this up, scared the crap outa me. First of all 'Kafeithekeaton' and 'seangames' and especially the author of this s**t need to get a life. We get on here to download games, not because we want to kill ourselves. I don't know why it hasn't been banned from this website by now. Are you like 12 years old or something?
2006.07.25 absolutelyidiotic
Rating: --

Okay guys I ALSO made an account to comment this. Well I didn't download it everyone got dizzy and I'm woozy enough already. But I think this HORRIBLE how you could get a seizure! And how DARE this content rating is a green face! More like a RED face if it's going to kill anyone epileptic! Only if you're an old man ready to die you should look at this! I did not even look at it I just know it from the reviews and now the nightmares won't go away
2006.07.23 Cyberchip
Rating: 6

This program is pretty useful. It gave me my breakfast back.

I can eat it twice!
2006.07.18 gamefreek2
Rating: 1

OMG!!!! WHAT THE 'HECK' IS THIS STUPID GAME ABOUT?!?!?!?!? IT WAS HYPNOSIS, I SWEAR!
2006.06.22 MrKubus
Rating: 10

Oh yeah.. I am a murdering son of a man mwhahaha.. I hope every one who doesnt like this game die of epilepsy :D.. that is funny..
2006.06.22 MrKubus
Rating: --

Nahh.. maybe not.. but you play this at your own risk so it is not my fault anyway.. its our own..
2006.06.19 stinkoman_sd2006
Rating: --

You need to take down this game! You can get sued for ALOT of money if you hurts someone with this! This program could KILL someone that is prone to seizures! You need to go to jail in solitary confinement! You are a dangerous maniac!
Rating =
-infinity
2006.06.18 Hootie hoo!
Rating: 1

Um, ew.
This needs to be removed.
This could kill someone with epilepsy.
2006.06.09 LostOverThere
Rating: 1

Can I request this game gets removed from GMG?
Or at least have a notice that it could give people seizures? I have Epilepsy!

This Game is pure C***!
2006.06.01 Jjjohn0404
Rating: 1

What do you call a Very horibly bad game that almost makes you barf. Well, cooking breakfast 2 of course. Sorry about that.
2006.05.27 Dawg_Man
Rating: 1

OW!! MY HEAD!!!!
Please tell me theres more to the game PLEASE!!
Don't download it its just a spining head with flash lights as the background!
-1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10
2006.05.11 Dr. Eechmen
Rating: --

I think he hates strangers...anyway...It's diferent...and...dangerous...and...sickening... and.....
2006.04.25 _Player2_
Rating: --

I'm gonna make cookin' breakfeast 1.
it will be less horrible.
2006.04.25 general_user
Rating: 1

I would rather play cooking breakfast 2
2006.04.15 SqueakyReaper
Rating: 1

Hey, thanks man. I was just trying to make a game, and I forgot what not to do. Thank you for reminding me!
2006.04.07 bionicle877
Rating: 1

This thing scared me. Whoever made this must be a murderer because it almost killed me. The maker must think breakfast is a spinging face making a sound that sounds like a a chalkboard being scrapped by a grinder thing with a black and white color test screen as the plate. Thanks to this I will probably have nightmares for years.
2006.03.20 jchalase
Rating: 1

AAAAAAAAH!!! DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME!!! IT IS EVIL!!!
2006.01.14 warrior
Rating: --

This game inspired me to register just so I could write a review about it.
I think that pg games and that other guy made this game so people would eat before they played the game since it has to do with cooking and then once they played this, they would barf after they started getting dizzy. I just find hilarious picturing someone barfing after they saw this it just cracks me up.XD
another thing I noticed is that the flashing thing shows the left corner of the task manager where the end task button is, insinuating that you have to press end task in order to get out.
Thats the one thing I've noticed the most about pg games, he always has subliminal stuff behind his games, he's kind of like the dali of gamemaker.
2005.12.23 ImSneaky
Rating: --

Oh, and what is it that makes you addicted to epilepsy?
2005.12.11 Aquinellelious
Rating: --

This is awesome! I am now inspired to do Cooking Breakfast 2, the flash movie!
2005.11.23 gamemastersrnd
Rating: 1

Kafeithekeaton, are you Sparlatacus in another account? if so, don't rate sh*t that you make- esspecially if it accutally does suck!!!
2005.11.22 ImSneaky
Rating: --

To tell you the truth, I am not actually epileptic but still it might make me dizzy.
2005.10.23 Charcoal125
Rating: 10

That was really awsome. this is better than super action robot monkey hyperforce go.Yes, this makes the matrix, half-life 2, halo 2, the next gen systems, titanic, happy tree friends, saled fingers, rise of the mushroom kingdom, bitey of brakenwood, a new bunny, final fantisy A+, email!, bunnykill, madness combat, retarded animal babies, eskimo bob, and scrotum the puppy all put together look like a little stupid stick movie. it's that good.

YOU HAVE SERIOUS ISSUES
2005.08.21 MINE
Rating: --

Don't get mad. Geez. Most people do not like beign hypnotised like that. If I were you I would have made something better than hypnotising.
2005.08.21 Dakota Studios
Rating: --

OMG! you say its a non-game program, it's nuthin! nuthin but a shaky leg and a stop to the toilet. How do i X this
2005.08.17 Kafeithekeaton
Rating: 10

YOU LIE! I know someone who did! >:O
2005.08.15 MINE
Rating: --

Uhh no one is going to download it.
2005.08.14 Kafeithekeaton
Rating: 10

That's not why I like it. I LIKE THE GAMEPLAY! IT RAWKS! 10'D!

I even made a fangame! :O
2005.08.11 -POOP Entertainment-
Rating: --

DUDE!!!!! FUK YOU!!!!!!!!! THIS GAME FUKING SCARED ME TO DEATH!!!!!!!! IT REMINDED ME OF THE RING!!!!!!!! FUK YOU!!!!!!!!!!
2005.08.09 Tinker Magoo
Rating: --

Next Time don't send pranks,you idiots!
2005.08.06 Smidget
Rating: 1

Wow! This game rocks!



If it was a 'virus'.


But as for gameplay,

graphics ~ -1/100000
music ~ -1/100000
gameplay ~ -1/100000
idiocy ~ 999/100
crapness ~ 999/100

please don't make pranks that could kill someone!
2005.08.03 MINE
Rating: --

Kafeithekeaton liked it because it gave him seizures. how would you explain that he liked it. I think he got jumped for recommending this game to people.
2005.08.02 scronix
Rating: 1

This 'program' is NOT THE BEST!!!!!!! AND YOU CAN'T EXIT!!!!!!! WHAT????
2005.07.31 jmanjman47
Rating: 1

What a waste of a download. BOOOOOOOO! I could make that game in 5 MINTUES!!! BOOOOOOOO, I think I'm gonna be sick. Jesus, My mentally retarded little brother could have made a better game. Believe me Sparlatacus, Game Making is NOT something you should do for a profession. I'll give you some credit at least you did the art work yourself.
2005.07.30 nota1ot
Rating: 1

How do you get past the sickening spinning head on the menu?!
2005.07.27 Superaj127
Rating: 1

I can believe you like this game, Kafeithekeaton. Once you start the game this freaky-looking spinning evil face appears in front of a annoying black-white flashing background, with some music that sounds like a TV that has been run over by a car or something. It was so horrifying it could have given someone a heart attack. I warn you people who are reading this: DO NOT DOWNLOAD.
2005.06.16 Kafeithekeaton
Rating: 10

How can you not like this game? It is great. In fact, I told people to download it in this class I'm in that teaches Game Maker. One guy stared at it for five minutes, and the other stared at it a coupld of minutes and then turned it on me.



I'm adding this to my favorites. I suggest others do it.
2005.06.05 TopStuff
Rating: --

rubbish total F***ing crap
that drawing is s**t
You S**T
2005.06.04 maelstrom
Rating: --

As with everyone else, I just downloaded this 'game' because of the bizarre reviews. As it turned out, this program WAS bizarre. It was like some freakish horror movie, except worse. I have a feeling that Sparlatacus just made the game to be weird to attract attention, and it worked.
2005.06.03 Counter-Strike-
Rating: --

Are you some dumb little kid!?!?!?!?

you could really harm someone like that!
if someone had a siezure from it and no one was home he could really get hurt or die. trut me i have a friend who has siezures.

so i advise everyone to never download this game i tried it out of curiosity and it's bad so dont download it ever!

!!!
2005.06.01 MINE
Rating: 1

I'll take that as a no. Thanks a lot zomhin. So i'm giving this program a
-999,999,999,999,999.999999999
2005.05.31 zonhin
Rating: 1

Owww... this 'game' is like somthing out of a nightmare... it hurts, bad. I'm lucky that my speakers don't work... or, from what I've heard, it would hurt worse.
2005.05.17 Dr_baconman
Rating: --

Oog... could you people lay off on that 'seizure' thing? Just thinking about it makes me sick... So much so I don't really want to risk myself at this game... The reviews scare me...
2005.05.04 PJizzle
Rating: --

If everyone hates this game, why is it so popular?!
Im not gonna d/l, i dont really want a seizure...
2005.05.04 jrgames+
Rating: 1

my computer just about blew up and what is that noise I couldn't even get it off is this a joke or sumthin? cose its CRAP!!!
2005.05.04 Kamencreations
Rating: 2

well if you want to make a game that teaches how to cook this is my advice:
1:make some way how to get out of the game
2:try to make all the stuf the right colors
3:get a new backgrond music or just get rid of the static
4:read a cook bood and get some Ideas
this would be a good game if you worked on it (a lot)
2005.05.04 Kenogu
Rating: 1

***
*8*-X
***
That's how I feel after seeing and hearing that. I wanted to see what all this was about seizures and a spinny face.
Yeah, I can see how you could get seizures. 8-X
2005.05.04 seangames
Rating: --

I think this game is very well done, it has quite a variety of music and good graphics. I think that more games should be like this, good job!
2005.05.04 MINE
Rating: --

seangames I think that is a weird comment. People say that it gives you seizures and you say it's very well done. Now who am I supposed to believe? The people who say it gives you seizures or the people who say it's well done? I'm not going to download this until someone tells me whether it's good or bad.
2005.04.30 lewa417
Rating: 1

You are the biggest n00b in the history of n00bs, you know that? I've never seen a game and a person as stupid as you you dumbo.
2005.04.17 awesome_kid
Rating: 1

This game odes NOT teach you how to cook. All it does is give you a headache. Try NOT to make a game in 5 minutes!!!
2005.04.17 sticklops
Rating: 10

now take the 1 from in fornt of my 10 ratijng, you get 000000000000000! what this game it worth! i was eating, can you guess what i am doing now? here's a hint, BLAAARGHHHHHHHHHHH!
2005.04.14 MINE
Rating: --

I know your evil plan. You're trying to make people suffer because they gave you bad reviews on your games. well for once try not to be lazy and make a good game that takes about an hour to beat and more than four weeks to make. But don't make people suffer more because of your short bad graphics and evil games. I suggest you try to make a good game so people would start giving you good reviews. Here is A graph of how games are made with lazyness:
____________________________________________________
Graphics.Game play.Time.Time Made.Levels.level Size
5/100 . 15/100 . 5m . 1 mo . 50 .10000x10000 px

Now We don't mean to pick on you but the reason gamemakergames.com was built was because to be an exciting game world for gamers Not for lame people that want ponies. Now who thinks PG Games Should start making games with effort. Now We'll know if you put effort in game because if you submit a game made in less than 5 weeks we'll know. Oh by the way you should spend about an hour designing each of the characters. we'll be waiting.
2005.04.14 MINE
Rating: --

now here is the real graph Lazyness:
Graphics 5 100
Game play 10 100
play time 5 minutes
time made less than 1 minutes
room size 640x480 pixels

Now with Effort

Graphics 90 100
game play 100 100
time made over 1 month
play time 5 hours
room size 10000x10000 pixels

I kind of messed up on the one above. Sorry
2005.04.09 ImSneaky2
Rating: 1

BLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!I don't like this game,it doesn't even show you how to make yummy breakfasts.It's just something that gave me seizure.Now I'm blowing chunks because of this!BLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!Sorry.And you can't exit!Also the background music is just static.
2005.03.28 Rocko Choco Chip
Rating: 1

Okay, i got sick because of this thing.
on the bright side, my parents thought I was sick and not just dizzy, so I got to stay home from school. :)
2005.03.27 mr_expositor
Rating: 1

I agree.. you cant even exit...it almost game me a seizure too....... you make good game.. but dont play tricks man...
2005.03.26 Rocko Choco Chip
Rating: 1

WHAT THE CRAP?!?!?!?!
All this game is is an ugly 'face' spinning in circles with flashing black-and-white enough to give you an epilectic seizure!
With static for background music.
I think I'm gonna barf.
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